A few months back we did a column here called “Sexy Cities”. What we did was take the names, or part of the names, of cities and towns around the U.S. And combined them. What we came up with were their new names as “sexy cities”, I hope these new additions will bring a chuckle your way. So here we go:
Take South Bend, Indiana and Dover, Delaware and you come up with BEND OVER.
Combine Little Falls, New Jersey and Hancock, Maryland and you get LITTLE COCK.
There’s Hot Springs, Arkansas and Climax, New York and that gives you a HOT CLIMAX.
How about Kissimee, Florida and Bushnell, Florida to and you can KISSIMEE BUSH.
There’s Salt Lake City, Utah and Peterborough, New Hampshire that turn into SALT PETER.
There’s Deep River, Connecticut and Marblehead, Massachusetts for some really DEEP HEAD.
Succasanna, New Jersey and Dixon, California make a great combination of SUC DIX.
There’s Big Lake, Minnesota and Pahrump, Nevada that turn into one BIG RUMP.
How about Hardin, Illinois and Reddy, Arkansas and that will make you HARDIN REDDY.
And we leave Part 2 with Point Pleasant, New Jersey and Essex Falls, New Jersey to give you some PLEASANT SEX.
There you have our second installment of “Sexy Cities”. I’m sure if you look at a map you’ll be able to come up with others. Hope you got a smile from these. Have a great day and thanks for checking out the “Art of Adult” each day here on AAN.
Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN
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