MOVIE REVIEW – “Dallas XXX – A Parody” – Adam & Eve Pictures

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  • Released: June 19, 2012
  • Running Time: 2 hours 9 minutes
  • Director: Andre Madness
  • Company: Adam & Eve Pictures
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  • Extras: photo Gallery, Trailers, Bonus Sex Scene, Behind the Scenes, You Tube Trailer, Bloopers and more
  • Cast: Alexis Ford, Bobbi Starr, inmdia Summer, Brookl;yn Lee, Eric Masterson, Bill Bailey, James Deen, Michael Vegas, Ryan McLane, James Bartholet
  • aan's Rating: 5 out of 5
  • Genre: Parody Feature

Movie Review

Andre Madness has stepped into the parody ring with one of the most watched TV shows of all time, “Dallas”. During its run it was both one of the most loved, and most hated shows on TV. Throughout it's run there were plenty of hints and intimation about the sexual hi jinx of the Ewings and everyone else. Now that sexuality, along with a good story line is brought to the XXX scene and done very well. From the opening music and the scenes of Dallas and the ranch you know this one is going to hit on all cylinders.

First of all the key roles are excellently portrayed with Eric Masterson as J.R., Bobbi Starr as Sue Ellen and Alexis Ford as Lucy. The other supporting roles are also very well played and make this parody a very believable one. There is just enough over the top drama to make this the perfect parody of a TV show that often went way over the top each week. Madness followed the recurring theme of drama, corruption, cliff hangers, and sexuality to a tee. The costuming, the settings and the overall production were pretty much spot on and lent to the reality and believability of this parody.

There are five hot, steamy, intense and balls to the wall sex scenes in this parody. Finally we get the chance to see just what Sue had to offer, and the show's resident 'tramp”, Lucy and all her sexuality and desire brought to the front. The sex scenes are no disappointment and offer plenty of big turn ons. The scenes are spaced into the parody at just the right times and become a part of the story. The parts we could never see on network TV.

I won't go into the details of the parody because I don't want to ruin anything or be like telling you ahead of time who shot J.R. Suffice to say, I almost felt as though I was watching a hidden episode of the show. With the sex added it really took me back when, like millions of others, we wondered just how the Ewings and other characters got it on in the bedroom.

This will be a very heavy award nom come awards time as far as the actors, director and other areas of production are concerned. If you were a fan of the original TV show, and who wasn't, then make sure you get hold of this 5 star parody and enjoy every single minute of the real “Dallas”. Question is, will there be a sequel??

 

Reviewed by Art Koch, National features & DVD Editor, NightMoves magazine and AAN

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